Teď jsem v jedné kvízové otázce narazil na toto: Jakou přezdívku si svými činy v seriálu Hra o Trůny vydobyl Jaime Lannister? A) Králokat B) Otcovrah C) Sestrohmat
Jano príde za Ančou do kravína a hovorí: " Anča,ak mi ukážeš prsia dám ti 100eur." Anča bez váhania zhodí blúzku."Ak sa vyzlečieš celá dám ti ďalších 100eur."Po chvíli vahania sa vyzlečie celá."Ak sa so mnou pomiluješ,dám ti ďalších 200eur."Anča váha,ale 200eur je veľa peňazí tak súhlasí.Jano jej dá peniaze a s úsmevom odchádza. O hodinu príde predseda družstva: "Anča bol tu Jano?" Bol "A výplatu, čo som ti po ňom poslal ti dal?"
Starší muž sedí v baru, popíjí již několikátý drink, když v tom si všimne, že právě vešla velice krásná mladá žena. Vstane, přisedne si k ní a povídá: "Slečno, vyspala byste se s postarším osamělým multimilionářem za 1 000 000 Kč?" Prohlédne si ho a s žádostí v očích odvětí: "Ano." "A co takhle se mnou za tisícovku?" "No dovolte! Kdo si myslíte, že jsem?!" "To už jsme si ujasnili, teď se domlouváme na ceně."
Připomínka ke "Kárfské" módě aneb Co všechno se dělá digitálně... :D
:D:D
BTW: Na nete som našiel toto, nechce sami to prekladať a v angličtine tam ten koniec vyznie lepšie, ale dostala ma tá prefíkanosť tej matky...
A Mom comes to visit her son david for dinner. Who lives with a room mate, a girl named Kelly.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty David's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between david and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, david volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, kelly and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Kelly came to David saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the golden jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" David said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure...."
So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the golden jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the golden Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, David
Several days later, David received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Kelly, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Kelly. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the golden jar by now under the pillow...
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A Game Of Thrones Parody: Episode 8 - Season 2
EvilGirl: Lalooo- ....-fabela-fabela-was it 4 fabelas? :D
,,Sometimes I can't believe they're real!"
,,My dragons?!"
:D čo iného
Jakou přezdívku si svými činy v seriálu Hra o Trůny vydobyl Jaime Lannister?
A) Králokat
B) Otcovrah
C) Sestrohmat
Který rytíř nikdy neprohrává?:
A) Rytíř Jedi
B) Černý rytíř
C) Loras Tyrell
Kde ty otázky bereš?
Pro Griffa ;) :
" Anča,ak mi ukážeš prsia dám ti 100eur."
Anča bez váhania zhodí blúzku."Ak sa vyzlečieš celá dám ti ďalších 100eur."Po chvíli vahania sa vyzlečie celá."Ak sa so mnou pomiluješ,dám ti ďalších 200eur."Anča váha,ale 200eur je veľa peňazí tak súhlasí.Jano jej dá peniaze a s úsmevom odchádza. O hodinu príde predseda družstva: "Anča bol tu Jano?" Bol "A výplatu, čo som ti po ňom poslal ti dal?"
Starší muž sedí v baru, popíjí již několikátý drink, když v tom si všimne, že právě vešla velice krásná mladá žena. Vstane, přisedne si k ní a povídá:
"Slečno, vyspala byste se s postarším osamělým multimilionářem za 1 000 000 Kč?"
Prohlédne si ho a s žádostí v očích odvětí: "Ano."
"A co takhle se mnou za tisícovku?"
"No dovolte! Kdo si myslíte, že jsem?!"
"To už jsme si ujasnili, teď se domlouváme na ceně."
Euron Greyjoy ?
Strašlivě profláklá scéna s Hitlerem, tentokrát s ASoIaF dialogy (obojí s anglickými titulky):
Hitler finds out about Ned Stark in Game of Thrones (nebylo to tu už?)
Hitler Finds Out About the Red Wedding :D
BTW: Na nete som našiel toto, nechce sami to prekladať a v angličtine tam ten koniec vyznie lepšie, ale dostala ma tá prefíkanosť tej matky...
A Mom comes to visit her son david for dinner. Who lives with a room mate, a girl named Kelly.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty David's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between david and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, david volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, kelly and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Kelly came to David saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the golden jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" David said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure...."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the golden jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the golden Jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, David
Several days later, David received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Kelly, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Kelly. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the golden jar by now under the pillow...
Love, Mom.
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